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Michael versus Bone


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The funny thing about bike sheds are
its the place where I had my first kiss
and my first fight
with lips and stuff
and fists and stuff
its still raw

she said meet my by the bike shed so i went there on my own
she came with her best friend Annie and her last names Bone
Annie said are you gunna kiss
and I said no
then Bone shot her shot
I went low I went home I went ???
no problem
its still raw

I said get your bag and get out the house x2
or get your house and put it in the bag and go

theres a thousand dogs still barking in the roads
theres a thousand dons still chilling in your postcode

Im drinking blue bolt and im feeling upset
my mum just left the country I haven’t gotten over it yet
Michael said some things that he couldn’t take back
and on that day I couldn’t cut him slack

I went wheres Michael
show me Michael
wheres Michael
give me Michael

I gave him one in the tank
I give him one in the bank
a drop of blood the teacher pulled the curtain
he shook is head x7

I said get your bag and get out the house x2
theres a thousand dons still chilling in your postcode
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